Your Neighborhood Dive

Cold Drinks. Winning Cards. No Shame.

Not pretty. Not sorry.

J's Hole is not your typical dive. It is deep, complicated and crammed with members, each working hard to earn “Master” status. J’s Hole is where legends are forged, where boyz become men and where the biggest assholes in town come back to get hammered, over and over again.

It’s not just the Epic cards, Ragin' music or Hep-yaself kitchen that make J’s Hole so magical. It’s the special members, like you, battling furiously to become the next Master.

This is an exclusive dive, accessible by invitation only. But, J’s Hole is open to strangers. So bring a mate, enter the back door and flex your wad for a really, really, really, ridiculously good time.

Here's the deal

Ace of spades

POKER NIGHTS

Doors open at 7pm. Texas Hold 'em is the game, Auction at midnight. No time constraint, come and go as you please. Table fills fast so come early and claim your seat.

Whiskey shot

BYO DRINKS

Bring your own drinks or sample from J’s massive bar. Restocking donations accepted.

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TOP SHELF TUNES

Our playlist evolves with patron input. Add your best songs into the mix and help forge the vibe in J's Hole.

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STRANGERS WELCOME

J's Hole has been welcoming strangers since 1979 so don't be shy or intimidated if it's your first time. We pride ourselves on diversity of members. All sizes, shapes and colors fit right in.

Next on the felt

NOV
7

Poker Tournament benefiting FORA

Saturday, November 7, 2026 · 4:00 PM

Back by popular demand. This tournament supports our friends at FORA, for the kids! Bring extra wad for the Silent Auction.

Full Event Lineup

New here? Regulars don't bite. Much.

Swing by, grab a stool, and see why everyone who enters J's Hole comes back for more ridiculous action.

Earn Master Status