Your Neighborhood Dive

J's Hole

✦ Since 1979 ✦

Cold Drinks. Winning Cards. No Shame.

14523 marmont dive · everytown USA

Not pretty. Not sorry.

J's Hole is not your typical dive. It is very deep, very complicated and usually crammed with members, each working hard to earn “Master” status. J’s Hole is the place where legends are forged, where boyz become men and where the biggest assholes in town keep coming to get hammered, over and over again.

It’s not just the Epic cards, Ragin' music or Help-yaself kitchen that make J’s Hole so magical. It’s the special members, like you, battling furiously to become the next Master of J's Hole.

This is an exclusive, Members Only dive, accessible by invitation only. But, J’s Hole is always open to strangers. So invite a curious friend, bring your wad and enter the back door for a really, really, really, ridiculously good time.

Here's the deal

POKER NIGHTS

Doors open at 7pm. Texas Hold 'em is the main game, Auction at midnight. No time constraint, come and go as you please. Table fills fast so come early and claim your seat.

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BYO DRINKS

Bring your own drinks or sample from the massive free bar. Restocking donations accepted.

TOP SHELF TUNES

Our playlist evolves with patron input. Add your best songs into the mix and help forge the rhythm in J's Hole.

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STRANGERS WELCOME

J's Hole has been welcoming strangers since 1979 so don't be shy or intimidated if it's your first time. We pride ourselves on diversity of members. All sizes, shapes and colors fit right in.

Next on the felt

AUG
22

Poker Masterclass

Saturday, August 22, 2026 · 7:00 PM

Hands-on lessons from the regular sharks who have dominated the hole for years. Bring your poker face.

Full Event Lineup

New here? Regulars don't bite. Much.

Swing by, grab a stool, and see why nobody who finds J's Hole ever quite leaves for good.

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